Its either this or she bites my feet to get me up.
Tag: Zoe Polando
Imagine the motivational posters in the break room.
Based off true events. Walking in Kansas City is wild.
Cat please, I’m trying to eat.
It didn’t work, but I smelled nice for the rest of the day.
She’s working on it.
Never train a cat.
In which my eyes leave orbit and travel into the great beyond.
Out to space we go.
She’s a little demanding…
I uh… Will aggressively offer you tea. But I also know 12 ways to make ramen taste better, so who really knows.