These facts are all 100% true. Armadillos are a very large presence in the legal profession.
An actually true facts about armadillos, if you watch the 1931 Dracula you might spot a few of these guys scuttling around the set! At that point armadillos were a very regional animal, so film producers thought they’d add a weird and spooky ambience to the castle since most people who lived outside that region hadn’t really seen one before.
Over the weekend, my family lost our matriarch. So this weeks comic is in honor of the wonderful, witty, absolutely incredible woman who was my grandmother, and commemorates how she word for word ruined one of my favorite movies as a pre-teen.