My money is on Vlad or my man Nosferatu. The former because any person wearing an outfit with those buttons has to be sure of himself, and the latter because any person with sense clears the room when they see those fingernails.
These facts are all 100% true. Armadillos are a very large presence in the legal profession.
An actually true facts about armadillos, if you watch the 1931 Dracula you might spot a few of these guys scuttling around the set! At that point armadillos were a very regional animal, so film producers thought they’d add a weird and spooky ambience to the castle since most people who lived outside that region hadn’t really seen one before.