Its either this or she bites my feet to get me up.
Imagine the motivational posters in the break room.
Based off true events. Walking in Kansas City is wild.
Cat please, I’m trying to eat.
It didn’t work, but I smelled nice for the rest of the day.
She’s working on it.
Never train a cat.
In which my eyes leave orbit and travel into the great beyond.
Out to space we go.
She’s a little demanding…
I uh… Will aggressively offer you tea. But I also know 12 ways to make ramen taste better, so who really knows.