These facts are all 100% true. Armadillos are a very large presence in the legal profession.
An actually true facts about armadillos, if you watch the 1931 Dracula you might spot a few of these guys scuttling around the set! At that point armadillos were a very regional animal, so film producers thought they’d add a weird and spooky ambience to the castle since most people who lived outside that region hadn’t really seen one before.
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